So far, the pike are winning – despite the department’s best efforts to rid placid Lake Davis of the non-native species by hitting it with everything from nets to poison to electrical charges.
In doing so, the department has spent more than $10 million, eradicated virtually every other living thing in the reservoir and generally annoyed the nearby populace, since much of their drinking water comes from Lake Davis and neighboring wells.
According to Associated Press, the latest Department of Fish and Game gambit involves exploding detonation cord in selected portions of the lake to blast the pernicious pike back to the last Thursday.
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to work?
Let’s face it – if nets, electrocution and an estimated 50,000 pounds of poison didn’t do the trick, it’s not too likely that a little detonation cord will eliminate the pesky pike and their threat to native fish species.
And when the pike manage to re-establish themselves in, say, three weeks, somebody in Sacramento will have yet another innovative solution – an artillery barrage, perhaps, or a colorful cavalry charge.
(Thank God the Department of Defense hasn’t seen fit to allow Fish and Game access to F-16s or tactical nuclear weapons, although I don’t suppose submarine warfare is completely out of the question at this point…)
Short of draining Lake Davis, though, there is a win-win solution for all concerned that’ll benefit everyone but the northern pike.
Since the state of California has already spent several million dollars turning Lake Davis into an ichthyological war zone, it only stands to reason that it can spend a million or so more to promote a “Free Pike-A-Rama Fishing Month at Lake Davis!”
Although nobody knows exactly how the northern pike got into Lake Davis, it stands to reason that the fish was probably introduced by an enthusiastic angler who wanted a little more challenge than provided by the lake’s lethargic trout.
Therefore, the solution can be made out of the problem. I mean, if you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the solution unless you were part of the problem in the first place and you can still contribute to the solution…you know?
Perhaps I should rephrase this:
Attract about 50,000 hardcore anglers to the shores of Lake Davis with promises of unlimited fishing and the pike problem will disappear in the blink of an eye.
Make sure there’s plenty of Budweiser and beef jerky on hand and you’ll have droves of fun-loving fisherfolk flying in for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to battle the cunning and tenacious northern pike.
As soon as the official Lake Davis Pike-A-Thon motto – “No Limit? No Problem!” – hits the airwaves, Plumas County will be raking in the tourist dollars selling everything from fluorescent fishing lures to stylish Petey the Pike T-shirts.
Then the only problem will be finding a way to remove several thousand dangerously hungover, never-say-die anglers from the shores of Lake Davis once all the pike have been rounded up…
Originally published April 28, 2002